Love Hurts

Love Hurts

WHEN: Friday 2nd March 2018 8.00pm, Saturday 3rd March 2018 8.00pm,
Friday 9th March 2018 8.00pm, Saturday 10th March 2018 8.00pm

WHERE: Main Club – Paddo Tavern

COST: $28 Adult $23 Concession or $23 Groups 10+
(includes booking fee) Running time – 1 hour

Love Hurts

“Love Hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks…” Nazareth, 1975

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me…” Rihanna, 2010

They say ‘love is pain’, and with sex injuries on the rise, this has never been more accurate. Love and sex have been a source of torture long before the internet gifted us with the ability to ‘swipe right’ on someone for an evening. Kat and Emily will take stories of sex and romance gone wrong from the internet, the audience and their own experience and weave them into one raucous hour of entertainment.

How does a simple trip to the toilet end up with the fire brigade in attendance? Can you break a body part that doesn’t technically have a bone? What is the worst sex scene from a romance novel ever written? Learn all of this and more in ‘Love Hurts’, a whirlwind comedy of love, pain and sexual misadventures.

*Special guests featured each night.